阿姆（金城武饰）和小文（郝邵文饰）在夏威夷生活，小文每日在阳光沙滩上优游的与白人女童游戏，阿姆则要担负生活压力，为了保住自己的摊位，雇佣壮汉把自己打造成功夫高手来吓退流氓。释小龙（释小龙饰）和释小燕（叶全真饰）师姐弟分别修行功夫和特异功能，如今二人通过考验，受国家委派前往夏威夷参加世界武术大赛。小龙、小燕偶然从流氓手中救下阿姆，小文很快与小龙成为朋友，阿姆则对小燕一见钟情。被打的流氓引来犯罪集团将小龙绑架，原来小龙与小燕此行表面是参加比武，实际上是为了争夺中苏共同拥有的核武器启动装置。小燕为了救回小龙和犯罪集团作战，而他们的领队却心怀鬼胎……

玲（刘嘉玲饰）是红透半边天的夜总会舞小姐，为人有气义，甚得众姊妹爱戴。米高（梁家辉饰）是一名老千，与朋友靠骗为生，曾与一少女恋爱，可惜少女跳楼轻生，此少女的姊姊王（王小凤饰）誓要报复，找寻证据捉拿米高。玲与米高在一赌场相遇，两人一见倾心，米高教玲老千骗术，二人热恋。米高的搭档（曾江饰）设计陷害他。米高在情不得已下只有暂时设计圈套避过耳目，这让不知情的玲很没有安全感。米高让玲帮他完成计划，左右为难的玲应该如何抉择呢？

Martin(JohnAmplas),ayoungmanwholooksaround20-years-old,boardsatraininIndianapolis,IndianaforNewYork.Atnight,hebreaksintoasleepingcarandsedatesawomanwithasyringefullofnarcotics.Shestruggles,buthetellshernottostruggleorbeupsetbecauseshewontfeelpain.Afterafewminutes,thewomanfallsasleep,andMartinhassexwiththeunconsciouswoman.Afterwards,heslicesherwristswitharazorbladesohecandrinkherblood.Thewomanbleedstodeathinhersleep.Inthemorning,thetrainstopsinPittsburgh,PennsylvaniawhereMartindisembarks.HeismetbyTataCuda(LincolnMaazel)anelderlyandhostileoldmanwhoclaimstobehiscousinfromtheOldWorld.Together,theytravelbyanothertraintothetownofBraddock,adyingindustrialsuburb.TheywalktoCuda'slargehousewhereheshowsMartinhislivingquarters.CudathenaccusesMartinofbeingan84-year-oldvampirefromhisoldcountry.HehastakeninMartinbecauseheisfamily,buttellshim,"FirstIwillsaveyoursoul.ThenIshalldestroyyou."MartindeniesbeingavampireandimpliesthatCudaismerelyhisuncleratherthanhiscousin.Cudathenputsupstringsofgarliconthedoorstohisandhisgranddaughter'sroom,andthenholdsupasmallcrosswhenMartinapproacheshim.Martintakesawaythecross,andeventakesabiteofthegarlicmockingtheseattemptsbysayingbitterly,"There'snorealmagic...ever".CudatellsMartinthathecancomeandgoashepleases.ButhealsowarnsMartinthathewillkillhimifhekillsanyoneinBraddock.HealsotellsMartintostayawayfromhisgranddaughterChristine(ChristineForrest),whomarriveshomefromherjobthatevening.CudaintroducesChristinetoMartin,butalsowarnshertostayawayfromhim.ButChristineinsteadstrikesupafriendshipwithMartinwhoconfidesinherabouthisvampireheritage.WhenCudalaterconfirmsMartin'sclaimstobeavampire,Christine,notsurprisingly,refusestobelieveeitherone.ShethinksthatCudaandtheothermembersofherfamilyhavedrivenMartintoinsanitybymakinghimthinkthatheisavampire.ItisneverrevealedifMartinreallyisavampire,orjustashyandlonelyyouthwithtroubledissues.ChristineistheonlypersonthatMartingetsthecouragetotalkto.WhenChristine'sboyfriendArthur(TomSavini)arrivesatthehousefordinner,MartinstopstalkingandbacksawaydespiteArthur'sattemptataconversation.ChristinelaterconfidesinMartinthatshehopestoleaveBraddocksomedaywithArthur,eventhoughMartinpointsoutthatArthurtreatsherbadlyandisbothverballyandphysicallyabusivetowardsher.WhenChristineseesthatMartinwon'ttalktoanyoneelse,shebuyshimaphonewhichheinstallsinhisroom.Martinbeginstorepeatinglycallaradiotalkshowwherehedescribeswhatit'sliketobeavampire.Hebecomesknownontheradioas"theCount"toallthelisteners.Butthepatronizinghost(MichaelGornick)thinkshe'sjustcrazy.MartingetsajobatCuda'sgrocerystoreofstockingshelves,haulingboxesaround,andevengetstobeadeliveryboyforsomeofthecustomers.OneofhiscustomersisacertainAbbySantini(ElyaneNadeau),whobecomestakeninwithMartin.SheisaveryfriendlyyoungwomanwhoisdepressedwhenshetellsMartinthatherhusbandisunfaithful.ButMartinstilldoesnothavethenervetotalkwithher,sosheishappytohavesomeonetoconfideinwithherlifeproblems.Martinphonestheradioshowhosttodescribehisinfatuationwiththehousewifeandsensesthatshewantstohavesexwithhim.WhentheradioshowhostasksMartinifitisasexualproblemthathehasinvolvingwomencriticizinghimduringsex,Martinrepliesthathehasneverhadsexwithawomanwhowasawake.Oneday,MartintravelsbytraintooutsideBraddocktolookforvictims.Atasupermarket,hefollowsayoungwoman(SarahVenable)hometoherposhsuburbanhouse.Heseesthewoman'shusband(RichardRubenstein)leaveforalongbusinesstrip,andMartindecidesthiswouldbetherighttimeformorefeeding.Martinreturnstothehouseafterdarkandbreaksinthroughthegaragedoor.ButitisMartinwhogetsthesurprisewhenheburstsintoherbedroomtofindherinbedwithheradulterousloverLewis(AlLevitsky).Afteraviciousstruggle,Martinjabsbothofthemwithhyprodermicneedleswithnarcotics,andwaitsforthedrugstotakeaffect.HedragstheunconsciousbodyofLewisfromthehousetoaclumpoftreesacrossthestreetwherehekillshimbyshovingabrokentreebranchintohisneckanddrinkshisblood.Martinreturnstothehousewherehehassexwiththeunconsciouswoman.Butoutofcompassionandpity,hedecidestoletherlive.Martinbeginstohaveromanticmonochromevisionsofhisvampirepast(realorimagined),wherehedrainedbloodfromayoungwomanandwaschasedthroughthestreetsofanamelessEuropeantownbyatorch-litmob.DuringoneSundayatchurch,CudabringshomeFatherHoward(GeorgeA.Romero)whoaskshimaboutthepossibilityofexorcismanddemonpossession.FatherHowardcallsupontheelderlyFatherZulemans(CliffordForrest,Jr.)overatCuda'srequest.Together,CudaandZulemansconfrontMartinhisbedroomandattempttoperformanexorcismonhim.Atthispoint,Martinremembers(anotherrealorimaginaryflashback),intheOldCountryofpeopletryingtoperformanexorcismonhim,andhefleesthem.MartinthenfleesfromCudaandZuelmasaswell.Alittlelaterthatnight,MartinterrorizesCudainachildren'splaygroundwhenheputsonaDraculacapeandputsfalsefangsintohismouthtopretendthathereallyisavampire.Oneday,MartinfinallymustersthecouragetotalkwithMrs.Santiniduringaroutinedeliverytoherhousewherehetellsherthathe'sawareofherattemptstoseducehimandwantsnowtohavesexwithher.Afterhavingsexforthefirsttime,Mrs.SantinibecomesmoredepressedforshetellsMartinthatherhusbandjustleftherbecauseshediscoveredthatshecannotbearchildren,andthatherdesirestowardshimarebasedonsexandnothingelse.ButMartinwantstostaywithherandhelphermoveonwithherlife.Martintellstheradioshowhostabouthisaffairwiththehousewifeandthathenolongerhastheurgetoattackotherwomen.Meanwhile,ArthurmeetswithCudaandtellshimthathewantsChristinetoleavetownwithhimsotheycangetmarriedandstartafamily.ButChristinebecomesangryatCudawhenhetellsArthurthatinsanityrunsintheirfamilyandheshouldn'tconsiderhavingchildrenwithher.Shortlyafterwards,ChristinepacksupandleavesBraddockforNewYorkwithArthurdespiteMartintellingherthatArthurisabusivetowardsher.Buthermindismadeup.Beforeleaving,ChristinetellsMartinthatshereallyhasnoillfeelingstowardshimandjustwantstomakeafreshstartwithherlife.Shesaysgoodbyetohimandpromisestowrite.ButMartinknowsthatwithanabusiveandpossessivemaninChristine'slife,sheprobablywon't.Depressedoverlosinghisonetruefriend,Martinphonestheradioshowhostandtellshimthathe'sgetting"shaky"andwantstogooutlookingformorevictims.Thatnight,Martintravelstoaroughcrime-riddenareaofPittsburghandattackstwoderelictsinaalley,injectingthemwithnarcotics.Hekillsoneofthembysiltingthebum'swristanddrinkinghisblood.Martinisabouttokillthesecondonewhenapolicecarshowsupandgiveschase.Martinnarrowlyescapesduringalongchaseonfootwhichleadsfromthegarbagestrewstreetsandthroughalocalstore.Martinrunsintoanoldwarehousewhereadrugdealisgoingdown.Ashootoutbetweenthetwocopsandthethreethugsbeginswhereallofthemarekilled,leavingMartinasthesolesurvivorwhocasuallywalksawayfromthecarnage.Oneday,MartinfindsMrs.Santinideadinherbathtub,aftershehadslitherwritswitharazorblade.Martinanonymouslycallsthepolicetoreportthebodyandleaves.Hephonestheradioshowhostonefinaltimetosaythathereallydoesn'tneedfriendsorpeopletotalktoforheishisownperson.ButwhenCudalearnsaboutMrs.Santini'ssuicide,ismistakenlythinksMartinkilledherandmadeitlooklikeasuicideashe'sdonebefore.CudawalksintoMartin'sroomwhileheisasleepandkillshimbyhammeringawoodenstakethroughMartin'sheart.CudaburiesMartin'sbodyinhisbackgarden,whileovertheclosingcreditsvariousvoicesfrompeopleareheardtalkingtotheradioshowhostaskingthewhereaboutsof"theCount".

1973年，七月十日的布拉格，剛滿22歲的歐嘉開著一輛失速的卡車衝上人行道，造成八人死亡。歐嘉對警察說，她是故意的！幾天後，地方的報社收到了歐嘉在案發前寄出的自白書，字裡行間不只是她的冷漠與殘酷，更透露出了一個被世人所拒絕的破碎靈魂：中產階級的家庭中她有衣食，卻沒有雙親的關愛，精神狀態與孤獨令她在工作與生活上屢屢碰壁，渴望愛情的她，幾次親密接觸卻無法填補她內心的巨大空虛。她以銳利的目光直視著這個她所不愛的世界，求救的信號來不及抵達，瀕臨極限的歐嘉於是踩下油門。她的衝撞與報復，也將她和人們都推上了無法回頭的道路…

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结束了破败的婚姻，美丽而怅然的女子玛丽·纪（RachelleLefevre饰）独自搬入一处有着半个多世纪历史的老旧公寓。入住没多久，她便接到一同陌生来电。对方是个叫罗丝（LornaRaver饰）的女人，她在找她的男人。玛丽起初并未在意，可是罗丝反复来电，令她不胜其扰，而且她在偶然的情况下发现，这可能是一通穿越了时空的电话。电话线的另一头，罗丝是一名生活在20世纪70年代末的不幸女子。两个女人有了短暂的深入交流，谁知玛丽一句玩笑话导致了罗丝杀死她的丈夫。在此之后，近乎错乱的罗丝盯上了玛丽，而后者也几近崩溃，加上前夫史蒂文（EdQuinn饰）的骚扰更令她痛苦不堪。一切朝着不可预知的方向发展……

便衣民警老张（张立宪饰）在酒桌上跟一帮兄弟们开怀畅饮，用歌声道出了北京的苦辣酸甜。他们潜伏在川流不息的人群中，伺机而动，抓捕违法犯罪人员：无论是用电子干扰汽车车锁盗取财物的，还是用残疾人作诱饵碰瓷的，无论是拉帮结派的梁上君子，还是招摇撞变的算命先生……全都逃不过老张的法眼。老张的事迹甚至还上了北京电视台的纪录片。然而，眼看犯罪分子一个个落网，老张的内心却陷入了迷惘。他也是上有老下有小的普通人。多年的打拼，令老张的身体也亮起了红灯，他有哮喘，有高血压，但是为了抓贼，他努力地克服着自己的困难。然而，他门口总有一个不离不弃的尾随者，很多光怪陆离的事件接连发生，令老张和他的弟兄们猝不及防……本片根据北京市海淀分局双榆树派出所民警张慧领的真实事迹改编。本片为高群书《“你”系列：1930-2030》系列，张立宪、孔二狗、王小山、作业本、宁财神等约30位微博名人倾力加盟。